Black Ops

The Nashville area gives us an opportunity to run into many famous people. The possibilities are endless, we could run into...

Taylor Swift
Hayley Williams
Bobby Hamilton Jr.
Wynonna Judd
Dave Ramsey
Jessica Simpson
Vince Gill
Amy Grant
Billy Ray Cyrus
Al Gore
Jack White
Waylon Jennings
Garth Brooks (and most all country music icons)

Being the opportunists that we are we have taken it upon ourselves to run into as many celebs as possible.

Back in my teen years I loved sneaking around places that I wasn't supposed to be. I've climbed onto many a roof in my day and I've also been known to sneak into my friends houses to use the bathrooms without anyone noticing (and yes that would require not flushing).

Cam and I decided to mix our fascination with the famous and my love for sneaking around. The result was...

...a Black Ops mission to none other than the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus house.

Ashley Munn let the location of Miley's parents house slip on our way to Spring Hill. So putting on as much black as we could without looking like we've been to a Hot Topic we set out to get a picture with Miley Cyrus (or at least her house).

None of this looked good as you can imagine. A 21 and 22 yr old (respectively) dressed in black, walking around a 17 yr old's house (whose very soul is owned buy the Disney Corporation). We were prepared for the worst, which is way we made sure to wear running shoes and had a code word/phrase for any scenario where our mission could be compromised. If anything went awry one would say that, "The Jay-Z is on."

(picture of our approach)

We got to the driveway gate and realized that our future careers and reputations (if you could say that we have any) weren't worth losing. Being the last male Stump in my family it is vital that I'm able to woo a woman at some point in time in order to keep the family name alive. I won't be able to raise a family without a job (or woo a woman) and I won't have a single crack at a career in ministry with several felonies on my record and the same goes for Cam as well.

We snapped this picture at the gate and got the heck out of dodge.

It's a bit blurry but flash photography would've given away our position